collegehumor:

Beer = Health and Beauty
Finally, an explanation for why I’m so attractive.

It all makes sense now…

collegehumor:

Beer = Health and Beauty

Finally, an explanation for why I’m so attractive.

It all makes sense now…

(Source: reddit.com)

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funnyordie:

Puppy Battles Doorstop

A labrador puppy wages the cutest war in history.

SO SO SO SO ADORABLE.

luxuryaccommodations:

Luxury Accommodation of the Week: Radisson Blu Hotel, Berlin

Ummmm. wow. Sign me up!

abrasive:

The cast of The Princess Bride, reunited after 25 years.

(via cracked)

Norma quotes flashback

"Don’t worry, he hasn’t been drinking! I’ve been watching him like a bunny!"

"Pretzels… for MEEEEE?"

"I met a dog and I called him a little motherfucker! At first he liked me. He said, ‘I like you Norma’ in his dog voice. Then I called him a mother fucker! I was just copying (insert my name)!"

"I really have to use the bathroom, but it is SO FAR AWAY" (starts to sob)

"Are you an ASSHOLE?" (she asks every guy that walks by her this)

Not my group, but reminds me of my night!

Not my group, but reminds me of my night!

All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe!

Norma and I sang this constantly all night last night! Lots of love <3

Last Night <3

Memorable Norma quotes of the night:

"I have a pricker in my butt!"

"I just need the penis variety!"

Memorable Batman quotes of the night:

"I can appreciate a good ass, but when it comes down to it… I am more of a titties man."

“‘All I want for Christmas is a big booty hoe!’ Cause you know my birthday is farther away than Christmas!”